Midori

If you are lucky enough to have a Midori in your life you will never be bored. She is ceative with a great imagination. Strong willed yet not stubborn. She has a mind of her own and is not afraid to voice it. She is smart, good with numbers, and very fashionable; she wears army boots with a dress. She is adventurous yet sensitive and needs reassurance to thrive. She is ornery and rambunctious. Feisty and outgoing yet shy with those she doesn’t know. She is silly and full of humor and full of life. She has a beautiful singing voice, she is full of life, beautiful inside and out. She is sexy and loves, loves, loves cats. In fact, the queen of cats. She is precocious.

Have you had a chance to meet Midori yet? If not, you are missing out!

by Zaika November 25, 2018

Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

Midjoint

(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)

Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...

by FadieZ October 8, 2007

mikoda

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will defend you as if your family and even though he can be the biggest dork ever sometimes, you will love him anyway because he will never do u wrong. He will always make u laugh and is the most hilarious guy ever and will speak his mind. He mainly hangs out with girls and acts like their brother but is secretly looking for the "one"

Awwwe look at him acting as if their family, such a mikoda

by Dinosaur909 October 28, 2013

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

midworst

Term used to describe the mid west. Worst added on to describe boring flat land with no beaches or mountains and terrible weather in the mid western states.

1. "Hopefully I can make the drive through the midworst without falling asleep.

2. "There is only 3 months of summer in the midworst it totally sucks!"

by smashrose April 29, 2014

midtopia

Not utopia, not quite dystopia but right in the middle.

Their midtopian dream was very realistic, but ultimately somewhat disappointing.

by JJ LaVage June 24, 2019