Meatmuncher

Someone who is extremely argumentive and egotistic

Yo those power scaler meatmuncher JJK fans piss me off

by A.M. Grimore May 13, 2024

Metman

Metman is a formidable superhero who's superpower is kebabs and gym. Along with his side kick Edpool they fight crime all shapes and sizes. Metman's notable power is super squat - this involves squatting and shattering the earth as deep as the upper mantle making all enemies disintegrate.

"yo did you see that new metman movie?!"
"no"

by OudWood June 5, 2024

Meatanized

Patronized through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but he spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be meatanized.

by T Eff February 2, 2026

Meatanized

The act of patronizing through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be Meatanized.

by T Eff February 2, 2026

metamancer

A person or thing that uses what is the "meta", also known as the best thing in the game as their build/loadout.

Person 1: can yall tell me top 3 best weapons plsss
Person 2: it depends on ur build metamancer 😭

by Mr Morale August 26, 2025

Metamance

Verb to use the most effective and overpowered strategy while competing.
Often used with a direct object, as to say that you metamance to compete with direct object.

Person 1: I metamanced the fuck out of that server

by Pseudopseudoerythronym October 4, 2025

The Meathand Matt Tug

The act of chasing your buddies with your ‘Meat-Hand’ while playing jackbox in the middle of the night in your underwear. Famously originated from the first incident performed by Meathand Matt in late 2025.

Dude I can’t believe Matthew almost got us with the Meathand Matt Tug last night, that was scary!

by bestbuddiesnoevansnumber1fan March 23, 2026