Loaf of Beans

When canned beans stay in a can shape even after being emptied from the can

When I was dumping the beans out of the can they were a loaf of beans.

by Creztop May 25, 2018

Ballymun Speed Loaf

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016

james lafferty

The hottest, sexiest tv actor!! Girls everywhere are jealous that Bethany Joy Lenz gets to make out with this sexy guy all the time!! Nickname; Baby James!

Look at that guy, he's James Lafferty sexy!!

by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006

Loafu

an abbreviation of 'i love you'

person 1: Loafu

person 2: aw, loafu chu too

by RealSlimNoodle September 4, 2019

Dirty Loaf

Another word for taking a shit.

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!

by sanchezzZz April 18, 2009

dookie loaf

dookie loaf is equivalent to a stack of money or a $1000.

nothings sweeter than opening a dookie loaf bag

by drewbe69 August 18, 2010

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014