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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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Lemuring

When one lays back and turns their face towards the sun to soak up all the rays! An act that lemurs do in groups on sunny days!
Its a little chilly out but we could still bundle up on the boat do some lemuring to tan our faces!
by TNT1980 May 31, 2018
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Lemur

Lemurs travel in groups and will follow the lead of the most popular person around them. They enjoy patrying hard and tend to be extremely destructive.
Geez, Jessica and her friends are such lemurs. They took the bolts off of my pools diving board and used it as a floating bar.

Todds roomates are such lemurs. I let them drive my car once and they drove it through my garage door.
by Salucam June 29, 2018
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lemur

(n.) Not to insult the nocturnal creature (Lemuroidea) from which this term was gleaned, it is used in the hack/tech community as a word-play on "lamer".
Lloyd Blankenship is NOT +++The Mentor+++!!! He's just a thieving lemur.

~ or~

One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.
by fugitive247 October 29, 2004
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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Lemur

A small ATV in the video game Halo 3. A.K.A. a mongoose
The plural form: Lemurs A.K.A mongeese
"The flag carrier is on the back of the lemur! Get him!"
by Slayer1025 December 31, 2007
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Red Ruffed Lemur

The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!
OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.
by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008
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