Lanham

A funny guy who is a really good friend . He will always have your back. He don’t b switching up on you like all these other guys. If you have a lanham in your life you better feel special because he don’t mess around with no THOT.

Lanham is cool ... I guess.

by H0ez;) January 8, 2019

Lanahomosexual

A gay/lesbian person sexually attracted to people who listen to Lana Del Rey.

A: "So like... we've been talking for some time but I still don't understand if you're sexually attracted to me..."
B: "What music do you listen to?"
A: "Why?!"
B: "Because I'm Lanahomosexual, I need to know!"

by Stagno February 22, 2019

lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

Langh

If your friends with a Langh.. OH BOY YOU LUCKYY. Langh is the HOTTEST person in the world!!!
If your hurt him or bully him- he READY TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!.

Bully: HAHA U BITCH

A Langh : Lets see HAHA.

by oopsIthnk23d February 8, 2022

Zackary Lanton

the best fuckin Youtuber. gaming, vlogs, he's got everything. forget james charles or pewdiepie or whoever. they are nothing compared to Zackary Lanton. if you aren't subscribed to him you're a noob. you will not be disappointed, subscribe to this fucker. he does giveaways n shit. subscribe and join our cult.

Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe

by Zackary_Lanton_is_God May 9, 2019

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 13, 2011

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020