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Kaiser Effect

The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.

This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.

It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.
Last night, due to the Kaiser effect, we broke my box spring.
by MiKaiser December 1, 2006
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Kaine

One of the most gorgeous boys you’ll ever meet. He probably has brown hair and brown eyes and he is most likely dating a girl with a name starting with B or L. He has a dark sense of humour, likes metal and is a gamer. Don’t get too attached to him though, as he has a tendency to ignore everyone including his girlfriend for hours, potentially days, and he manages to blame it on everyone else! Kaine is gorgeous, but don’t get too fooled by his looks. If you find a Kaine, befriend him but don’t get yourself too attached to him.
Person a: “Woah! Who’s that?”
Person b: “Woahhh I don’t know, they’re such a Kaine”
by iloveyoubutyoudontlovemeback October 20, 2019
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hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.
I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.
by Innocent III April 28, 2005
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Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"
by Necrossis November 18, 2009
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Jenna Kaiser

Jenna is stupid hot and attracted to the wrong guys
fdshgkjfnmhofd Jenna Kaiser
by gdfhggj November 8, 2009
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Kaizerfan

A huge fan of the norwegian rock band Kaizers Orchestra, who almost just listens to that band and go to a lot of their concerts.
"You ain't a Kaizerfan if you ain't got a gas mask."
by Helge Kaizer (?) March 22, 2006
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Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.
"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."
by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011
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