grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002

Grumper

A new social networking site that is growing in popularity. Where the Internet goes to complain. www.grumper.org

I posted a grump about swine flu on Grumper. You should check it out and grump it.

by Asyra June 10, 2009

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

grumpophile

A person who enjoys being grumpy and thus finds ways of staying grumpy. Perfectly encapsulated by people who are always putting others down and shooting down attempts at happiness.

Me: Hey Dad, I just bought us two tickets to go to the Bahamas during Christmas!
Dad: I hate islands. Vacations are never fun. How much did you pay for those tickets? You must be an idiot to pay that much! etc.
Me: Man, what a grumpophile.

by antifolkhero November 19, 2007

grulling

grinding and pulling - kissssing - at the same time. oooohyeah

no way man, i was grulling YO MOMMA.

by COLABOTTLE June 6, 2010

Grumpiss

When you see a friend acting both grumpy and pissed. Call them Grumpiss and it will put a smile on their face!

"Hey, are you Grumpiss"
"HahHa what is a Grumpiss"

" you mutherfucker "

by anonymous June 4, 2016

grumplemoose

Someone who's unreasonably grumpy and is acting like a moose

My girlfriend is being such a grumplemoose! moody

by grumpssssxxx March 6, 2017