globesity

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.

Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD

by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005

glorbag

A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.

Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!

by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009

dumbfuck galore

The highest level of dumbfucks; those who are capable of nothing but pure idiocy.

That dumbfuck galore tried to rob the store right across the street from the police department.

by GregTheKeg February 18, 2009

gloden

An almighty person overlooking others.

Who's he?

Thats the Gloden.

by DaGloden February 16, 2018

Death Glare

A glare you give a adversary when you want to win. It can be very scary or it can be heavenly

I gave newton the death glare when I beat him in a balancing contest

by Kaytlin Savoie March 8, 2019

Paul Giamatti snow globe

An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.

Try it on your friends.

Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.

by MyWayEntertainment January 10, 2009

Globe

Who knows what its used for these days.

"And I spun it, and I spun it, and I spun it, AND THEN I SLAMMED MY FINGER DOWN and that's why I decided to invade Iraq."

by JBo June 1, 2005