midget gem

a very tiny lady with proportionally large breasts.

"have you seen the new secretary tom?.. "not yet dave"..."fuck me,she's a right midget gem!".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

Grab dat gem

1. The act of grabbing that gem. Duh.

"Alright boys, grab dat gem!"

by Heresy.happens January 4, 2017

The Gem

This fascinating marvel of internet technology appears randomly in many of today's top computer games. Although no one knows just exactly what it does, it is obviously an object of immense power and spiritual energy. When you click on this gem it "activates" and can only be de-activated by clicking on it again. Rumor has it that, if activated enough times, The Gem will have a "perfect activation." This is a very dangerous thing to attemp, as no one who has seen this "perfect activation" has survived without some type of mental retardation. It is speculated though, that if you survived the torrential influx of power and data, that you would become some kind of information God. Sources who monitor The Gem at several of the games it has appeared in have this to say about it: "The Gem does nothing." This is obviously a conspiracy to hide the true meaning and purpose of The Gem.

Gem Activated.
Gem Deactivated.
<LamerX> HOW 2 UZE GEM?
<Storm_Shot> The Gem does nothing.
Moo.

by Izuals_Rage April 1, 2003

web gem

When a girl catches a load in her eye, and then blinks to create a spider-web like effect from the semen! -noun-

Hey dude, I gave my girl a nice web gem last night and now she needs glasses!

by sandflea* January 1, 2009

blue gem

a girl member of the cripz who is protected by all of them and its their "main girl"

"we had to take care of a guy who wanted to start beef because we didnt let him mess with our blue gem"

by dat girl pookie April 3, 2006

gem aka ghada

The sexiest boyah alive. Just one look at her makes you want to have her children

omg ! that boyah gem aka ghada is so hot !!! lord i want her to eat me out

by lkgd October 15, 2021

gem botley

someone very lovely and beautiful. one who radiates joy and happiness to all around. to describe a lady as perfect in every way would be to describe her as 'gem botley'.

boy1: wow that girl is such a gem botley, i just want to marry her tomorrow and give her so much attention that maybe she'll love me back half as much one day.
boy2: i saw her first.

by your not so secret admirer ;) February 9, 2010