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Frederick High

A high school located in downtown frederick MD. In recent years it has become know for its poor performance in academics and sports (not including the '09 baseball team). Frederick high is thought of as a fairly ghetto school due to the deteriorating facilities. a study done through the "High Flier" concluded that 85% of seniors have smoked weed. Teachers at frederick high include Linda Borring, Mr. Engelstatter, Mrs. Mujeeb, and Mrs. Kapustin.

All of this said... Frederick high is a more diverse and fun learning environment than an other school in the county. We are the shit.
Urbana kid: Dude we crushed frederick high in wrestling last week.

Frederick kid: That may be true, but you go to school with a bunch of prick ass rich white kids. fuck you urbana. Frederick high wrestlers are the coolest.
by t0m2012 February 17, 2010
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Fredericksburg, TX

Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."

If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.

If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:

-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!

There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?

I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011
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Frederick

One of the most kindest, most amazing people you will ever meet they will treat you like a queen as soon as they lay eyes on you, there the most funniest people ever and would only prank you if you were really out for it. Frederick is the man of yours and my dreams his smile shines brighter than a million stars he makes your heart race faceted than a dozen fireworks his deep eyes make you melt and his touch feels like paradise, Weasley really is our king his hand perfectly intertwines with yours and you know you’ll always be safe around your Ginger Prince Charming he really is the best Husband anyone could ask for, our magic man
Ash: Frederick Weasley is the man of my dreams
Andy: Frederick is simply wonderful your so lucky!
by Bill Weasley February 6, 2021
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Frederick

Frederick defined as a human with little to no emotion revolving around people he doesn’t know that much. Also this man can be very confused at moments and can say these exact words hMMMMMMMM? Another definition for Frederick is a boi who has many memes and has a computer that’s about to explode and dying for it to have a break cause of exstensive use.
Frederick, Jep time to eat now
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Frederick

he has the biggest horse cock that anyone will ever see, its almost hard to believe. Not only that but his meat will be EVEM bigger then his friend will(if he has one). He is the hottest and most cute and will always smile.
no way to put the shear size of Frederick into words
by gemale February 21, 2021
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fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 1, 2003
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Freeder

A free spirit who specializes in temporary jobs. As seen on the animation Golden Boy.
Kintarou: "I'm 26 years of age and I'm a Freeder roaming the streets of Tokyo, learning about life and the different jobs to work for."
by eriklol May 9, 2010
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