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Morning Flower

The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END

Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
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phd flopper

A legendary drink originate in BO1. When you drink it you instantly get invincibility to explosives, and fall damage. Plus you can dolphin dive and do splash damage. Sadly Trollarch doesn't like giving us PHD flopper. And, it is limited to few maps and in others is a permaperk.
Player 1-Hey bro let's get PHD flopper

Player 2-Are you retarded? That's not even in this map Treyarc doesn't add it to maps ever.
by Long McSchlong January 11, 2017
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de-flower

I'm going to de-flower over Spring Break.
by lyka April 18, 2003
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Clown Flower

The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.
My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.
by troy tanning January 10, 2010
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Donkey Flopper

Donkey Flopper is a gigantic musical penis that strikes your earpussy with an erect force that can only be purveyed by a group of inconceivably endowed, sex-crazed, lyrically destructive MCs from Tampa Florida. The group formed in the summer of 2003 with its two founding members J-Willy and Lil Caspa and since have gained many troops to the crew including Big Buda, (the always kosher but never appropriate)Jake da Jew, and most recently the mic demon Master Niblets. Along with the mysterious DJ Dickstamp the group has produced five albums with more filth on the way.
BRO!....Donkey Flopper's new album really came in my ear!
by RichardStamp June 29, 2010
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Flower Boy

UK Definition: Someone who is soft and is a romantic, the person then portrays this to the opposite sex
Fam, man was talking to Jessica the other day, big man ting Reece is a flower boy standard.
by r. creator December 7, 2012
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Bottom flower

When you actin like simp bitch. In other words, on your soft shit.
Yo I heard Larry call that chickspecial”, he on his bottom flower shit
by A$AP Dan December 18, 2019
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