flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

by The Me October 23, 2004

Chase Flognog

A fun-sized child that lives on the west coast under the ocean.

I am going to go visit Chase Flognog in the Pacific ocean now.

by Chase Flognog December 15, 2010

flong

A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. You may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly sexual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.

I like Jenny a lot and she's good in bed, but I just don't see me being married to her. I think this is just a flong!

by Mcjabb December 31, 2011

Flango

To yell a word such as fag, ass, anal tickler, shit, fuck, cunt, slut, damn, hell, rape, skank, whore, dike, nigger, gook, twat, pussy, dick, penis, cock, or any other sware or raccist slur.

Man, that bitch is flango.

Woah, look at that flango ass.

by Unidenified May 14, 2006

Chinga Flang Fling Flong

A girl who is out of her mind completly weird, slightly an airhead does things that any normal human being wont do attracts danger and how the hell did that happend situations and things happend to a chinga flanga that dont seem possible and like i said how tha hell did that happend ??

(Example get hit by a wind surfer kite with laying down at the beach ).. Early symptoms of chinga flanganess disease are falling and tripping on their own feet or while sitting down & invisible cracks, when you explain things once and they look at you and say huuu...?? With a down syndrome smile look on their face, Last one changes the subject while your talking innocently with out her realizing it this describes a chinga flang fling flong

by Chinga flang fling flonge July 22, 2009

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

flongren

(noun): when a collective body of people has consumed too many skittles in too short an amount of time to properly digest them that it causes an inability to compute simple math equations for approximately 6.5 minutes.

John's afterschool study group ran long because his mom's skittle-based snack caused a flongren that delayed the starting of their math assignment by approximately 6.5 minutes.

by applesauce2.0 February 1, 2010