Shred And Fled

The act of having sex in a member of the opposite sexes house and sneaking out when their parents get home.

My nigga I car the car pulling up so I shred and fled.

by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

FLED

A bed that sits directly on the floor without any kind of frame underneath, typically found in broke ass niggas houses, college students

I just couldn't get up out of my FLED this mornin.

I can't wait to hit the Fled when I get home.

I took that bitch back to the crib and smashed her in my FLED

by Spaded311 January 19, 2015

Flerd

1) A mixture of the word Flock and the word Herd both being the name given to a group of animals.

2) A group of nerds referring especially to a group of intelligent teenagers.

3) The name given to a prominent instagram group known for its diversity and general excellence. @flerdofficial

4) An old english word meaning nonsense and stupidity contradicting its modern meaning of intelligence.

1)look at that flerd in the canteen
2)that flerd is always doing homework in the classroom
3)the flerd account is so exciting
4) what a load of utter flerd!

by FlerdOfficial September 24, 2016

Fledgie

When you give a female a wedgie and her outer labia curl around the panties. Essentially a fleshy wedgie.

That girl has been trolling me for weeks, I'm going to give her a fledgie.

by boogiek June 14, 2016

flews

past tense of fly, refering to many people, in the african american community.

We flews up to virginia beach last weekend.

by the Real Governor September 26, 2007

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

You Flew Here, I Grew Here...

A phrase used by locals to express a certain hate or dislike for the summer or winter ambush the town they live in must go through by tourists. These tourists for the most part have no idea whats going on in the town and always ask where a good place to eat is.

Guy comes into the local surf shop wondering whats a good place to eat and the directions to get there. You flew here, I grew here.....

by caace19 September 7, 2010