Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

12:00 flashers

Someone who is too lazy or too inept to set the clock on their VCR or other digital device that has a clock, but isn't a clock itself.

They are a couple of 12:00 flashers.

by Raziel Ja'Tier April 19, 2003

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.

"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.

Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.

by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015