Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.
Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.
by HughJorgenn January 13, 2015
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Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.
Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.
by HughJorgenn April 03, 2015
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