dtsmd

down to suck my dick

boy: "yo angie, dtsmd?"
angie: "you know it!"

by ej4 January 31, 2009

desmond

totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original

"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"

by Salix R. July 28, 2008

Desmond

an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.

"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

by Sexybreed12 May 12, 2009

Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004

dismount

when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped."

friend 2: DISMOUNT.

by soopercool May 15, 2009

The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

by The doc March 28, 2015

Desmos

Desmos is a person is is really the most could be person in the sea.

You know, for example a guy named D-double deej was walking on the street and saw a boy named phylis. Phylis "didn't even do anything "but he got in trouble anyways. He is now Desmos, Then ya, you know! St clair.

by mr. ma June 11, 2018