Drygasm

A Drygasm is when a pre pubesent boy wanks and has an orgasm but doesnt cum becuase he is pre pubesent

when a 10 year old masurbaes btu can come cos he hasnt developed this is a drygasm

by qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl March 17, 2009

Drygasm

Dryhumping someone until they reach orgasm.

Guy1: "Dude I heard you last night I hope you used protection!!"

Guy2: "Dude don't worry she had a Drygasm"

Guy1: "Awesome dude! I wish I was as good as you."

by pwnage1113 October 26, 2010

Drygasm

Dry-Gasm, when you have been caught short after indulging in too much self satisfying of a day, that the final time you journey upon climax, nothing but what feels like a gust of wind blows through your urethra.

'Sorry luv, I've been going to town on myself allday so chances are I will Drygasm'

by Sarren November 14, 2009

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

drylabbing

To falsify a temp log. To enter random passing temperatures without really taking the correct temperature.

Darnell was fired for drylabbing his deli temp logs.

by Crsz1 April 6, 2017

dryfap

Masterbaiting without lube

John's dick was sore from dryfaping

by Pooketa♡ October 31, 2017

Drymax

A drymax is when a man reaches climax during sexual stimulation, but does not ejaculate any fluids.

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick last night, but I didn't ask her to stay, she only made me Drymax.

Dude 2: Ah, I would've thrown her out in street!

by Epic Man Dougal January 17, 2019