dickspew

a person spewed out by a dick without meaning

Gay Person: im gay
Chad: shut up dickspewed mutt
Jesus: my sons Gay Person and Chad it has come upon me you shall not enter my kingdom for i do not know you

by The Truth Behind Lies March 4, 2026

Dickwaper

Someone that masterbates but can't get hard so there dick slaps the side of the person's hand.

Jonathan is a dickwaper I found out

by Your man X June 9, 2025

Dickship

Dickship is a slang word that roughly means bullshit, nonsense, or fuckery. It’s used to describe something stupid, unfair, messed up, or just generally ridiculous. The tone can be ironic, annoyed, or dismissive, kind of like when someone says “That's fucked up” or “this is bullshit.”

Depending on context, it can refer to a situation, behavior, or even a person, similar to how English speakers might say “this is some real shit” or “he’s being an idiot.”

This drink was a total dickship.
What dickship are you up to?

by levicore November 11, 2025

human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.

"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"

by humandickipedia January 24, 2023