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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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Crowley

A person who acts and says they are ripped out of their mind and brags about how much muscle and drugs they have in their altoid can, when really they are weak and their altoid cans only have altoids in them.
"Guess whats in my altoids can?"
"Shut up Crowley"
by Da Kid Boi Killa July 25, 2006
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crowleysaurus

An extremely shy and timid creature rarely found in the wild and more commonly found in captivity, can normally be observed on a couch or other padded setting fondling a nut sack ( normally his own);; sexually stimulated by the scent of bacon, and when bothered or annoyed responds with a warning of 'ah bro' or 'nooooooo'. Crowleysaurus are in a constant state of hibernation, accumulating mass and cultivating sweet foods. The only known crowleysaurus in existence is 24 years to date, but the expected lifespan is anywhere from 25-32 years old, an diabetes will more than likely be the cause of death. Crowleysaurus form long term mostly monogamous relationships with robasaurus, and mating rituals can be observed via intimate World of Warcraft play. Physical characteristics include white spy sun glasses, a half drank beer, a poorly cut cutoff, a beard that could get you on a child porn watch list, and flops...flow is rare but had been seen occasionally, often sub par. His best friend is often a regadamous.
Stevasaurus rex can often be considered a crowleysaurus
by Crowleysaurus November 27, 2013
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Crowded Elevator

A Crowded Elevator is when two or more guys finger the same girl.
Bro, we totally just gave that girl a Crowded Elevator. Her pussy was so loose.
by CrazyDriver734 August 12, 2016
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Crowned Up

Someone who acts as if they are better-than others who are in the same self-imposed bad situation. Someone who thinks they are better than anyone around and deserves special treatment. Someone who should not think so highly of oneself due to bad prior actions, missteps or inexperience.
Don’t get all Crowned Up there mister. With your credit history is was difficult to get you THIS loan!

This guy is all Crowned Up thinking he shouldn’t have to have to do it, because of who he knows.

Just because you are new don’t get all Crowned Up and think that this does not apply to you too.
by Freeway September 8, 2019
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The Crowley's

When you're shit turns green due to untreated VD
1. Yo Katie I just shat a Crowley

2. Man! you're full of the Crowley's
by Mizzle Frizzle June 11, 2006
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The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage
Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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