Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

Crocodile Tweet by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

CROCODILE QUEAF by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

crocodile dancing 

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

crocodile dancing by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Crocodile Dundee Lookin Ass 

A person with the temper of fire, who's a hoebag bitch and looks like a plastic bag with watercolours.

"SHUT UP TRACY. FUCKIN CROCODILE DUNDEE LOOKIN ASS"-melissa

Crocodile Dundee Lookin Ass by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crocodile Fingers 

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.

Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.

Crocodile Fingers by katiosfingers July 8, 2021

crocodile roll 

When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.

My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.

crocodile roll by The Saudi price July 26, 2021

crocodile pussy 

Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.

That bitch had a mean case of crocodile Pussy. Last night didn’t know if I could pull it out

crocodile pussy by crocidileeee March 31, 2022