Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

cooney

Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.

Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.

by Meesta Mosha October 3, 2007

conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

by Betty Ford Prefect August 8, 2013

Connedsumer

Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.

A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.

Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.

by Frantic November 25, 2003

fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you can't smoke anymore.

Jim: Yo, you want this man?
Tino: Nah I'll pass...i'm fully cooked.

by Andre McCullough July 16, 2008

Coondocks

It comes from the words coon and boondocks.

1. An either extremely rural or ghetto area that is mostly populated by coons

2. A place where white people are not welcomed because of the rediculous amount of niggers

3. The projects and/or the hood. What people other than coons refer such as.

Man, there's nothing but liquir stores and pawn shops. We must be near the coondocks.

No way I'm going there. My lilly white ass ain't welcome, that's the fucking coondocks

Show some class. Only niggers refer to it as the hood, we supremicist call it the coondocks.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 20, 2009