Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

Confanious

Ridiculous in a clueless, uptight, unhip sort of way.

Wearing your pants pulled up so high makes you look confanious.

by Flebottom May 20, 2010

Conflagomoration

A combination of "conflagration" and "conglomeration", this word describes the ridiculous, forced, and "spur-of-the-moment" shipping that tends to occur between people in chat rooms.

Person 1: *Enters the IRC Channel* Oh hello!
Person 2: Well hey there handsome~
Person 1: Oh, it's such a pleasure to meet you, beautiful~
Person 2: The pleasure...is all mine. *Kisses Person 1 Passionately*
Person 1: Yay! We're a couple now!
Person 3: Ugh >/)< Stupid conflagomoration...

by Trailblazer August 23, 2012

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

Conflairimation

A combination of the words confirmation, and clarification

"Is that metal"? "It's silver".
"So...yes".

"I was conflairimating".
"It was conflairimation".

by trev9000 May 10, 2018

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019