immanent 

Present as a natural part of something;present everywhere - Oxford Dictionary.

God is an immanent being because He is present everywhere.

immanent by God's friend. December 9, 2013

Imminent Rueage 

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.

He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.

Imminent Rueage by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015

imminent poop to poot ratio 

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

epic fail imminent 

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

epic fail imminent by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

Imminent Death Syndrome 

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

Imminent Death Syndrome by Kiko December 19, 2003

Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA) 

The feeling that a person gets when they are very close to graduating from their undergraduate/ graduate/ doctoral /advanced field of study degrees.

It is characterized by having no motivation to complete your assignments or study for your labs/exams, or invest any effort at all whatsoever in the remainder of your course work simply due to the fact that you are SO CLOSE to being done.

N: "Oh man, I'm so close to being done my undergraduate degree! I have only two assignments left, but I don't want to do them. Why God Why?!"
D: "You, my friend, have Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)"
N: "What's IGA?"
D: Imminent Graduation Apathy. You lack any motivation to invest any effort in the remainder of your course work, given that you are so close to being done.
N: You're right, I do have IGA. Why do I have to get it now, right when I'm so close to being done undergraduate?
D: *Sigh* Such is the way of IGA. It is a disease, like chickenpox. There is no escaping it. Everyone must get it at some point in their lives.

Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA) by Jos Louis April 3, 2013

Imminent Pussy 

A sexual encounter that is likely to occur at any moment; guaranteed sex. A situation where getting ass is all but certain.

Dude, I am feeling so lazy. It is going to take some imminent pussy to get me off my ass!

Imminent Pussy by The Supporter (again) December 22, 2008