Congratulence
Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.
Congratulence by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009
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Congratulence
Congratulence by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
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conflatulence
The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.
Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."
conflatulence by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011
congratudolences
Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.
congratudolences by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009
congratudolences
The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
congratudolences by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019
congradolences
Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.
congradolences by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007
Conflatulence
When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).
Conflatulence by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017
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