Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.

Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.

by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

commit to su

To commit to Suicide University

This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU

by Sokka476 June 2, 2018

hulu and commitment

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back

Bruh. Did yall Netlix and Chill?
Nah. We doing that thing called Hulu and Commitment

by Swoglee December 20, 2015

Paper Commitment

A California prison sentence served in County jail. Following completion of the term, the offender is transported to a California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) Reception Center, assigned a CDCR Number, and released on parole. A Paper Commitment suggests that the offender received favorable treatment from the District Attorney's Office.

Slim: Hey homey! That fool Sneaky just got released from jail!

Zo: What? That cat was caught up in a murder case!

Slim: Sneaky got out on a Paper Commitment. Plead to being an accessory. Got time served.

Zo: Uh huh. Sneaky's been tellin'.

Slim: Cuz there's no way a bitchmade rat witness like him gets a Paper Commitment in a murder case without signin' some statements.

by ZXY&ABC April 6, 2023

hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)

by Jazzyfizzle November 2, 2015

Go commit

Nothing to keep out of Urban Dictionary. Commonly used in computer game ROBLOX. Meme purposes only. Used for roasting. If anyone says this to you, please don’t take seriously.

Go commit die
Go commit tortilla eat vertically

Go commit oxygen not reach lungs

by meme_kpoper July 7, 2019