cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.

1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!

by G-Rass December 28, 2007

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you

"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017