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Cloopin

Cloopin: A useless twat fuck good for nothing fuckface.
Adam: "Nathan, what's a cloopin"
Nathan: "Ask Illias"
Adam: "Illias what's a cloopin"
Illias: "I don't know, ask Nathan"
Adam: "So you guys are cloopins..."
by OoSmily January 16, 2019
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clompromise

Describes the act of walking --- often with weariness or a wobbly/ungainly gait --- somewhere instead of driving or otherwise availing yourself of "mechanical" travel-means.
Two of the most common instances when one might make a clompromise are:
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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Choompy

Goofball/Retard/Fuckup, but in a joking way. Choomp for short which is mostly used in a more insulting way.
Person1: "HA, you actually dialed Pizza Hut while having sex? You're such a fuckin choompy."
Person2: "At least I can actually get laid you virgin choompy."

Guy1: "You're such a fuckin choomp stfu, get outta here."
Guy2: "Ayo fuck you too bitch"
by Zneen January 3, 2020
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cloop

My car went cloop.
by deepheat33 May 23, 2020
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Croompot

A drug addict / dealer that hangs around council estates to talk with the high schoolers that live there.
"look at that croompot over there"

"it's kinda creepy how these croompots are always takling to 17 year old girls"
by Crank that hog September 29, 2020
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Clompathy

The state of being restless and wired at the same time as being exhausted and tired.
"Man, I feel like I'm having caffeine shakes and the flu at the same time."

"Aah, clompathy."
by Traestorz May 9, 2021
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Cloomjing

When a car is obviously a hoopty, ratchet, raggedy, and clapped out but the owner who is selling it is oblivious.
Fritz wanted to sell a clapped out and dented up 240sx but obviously he is blind because it’s cloomjing AF.
by Hahagotcha May 19, 2021
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