Climagot

The act of climbing something to get something

Lewis climagot the bucket of paint.

by sockinhaler August 21, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021

climate action

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change

I joined extinction rebellion and 350 because I wanted to get more involved in climate action.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Climate

Climate is the average weather that happens in a certain location.

The climate in Florida is hot
But the climate in Canada is cold

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 11, 2022

climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023

climate-paralyzed

If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.

"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.

by felex December 12, 2022

climatephilpsychosis

a mentally ill climate alarmist.

a proclaimed heightened concern for the climate to be a form of mental illness, which he called “climatephilpsychosis.”

by funny jokes December 17, 2022