Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

by nightranchers May 9, 2023

bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.

A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.

by Bumpkin nugget April 2, 2021

Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

Bumpkin

A bogus picture or drawing of a pumpkin.

“Why are you drawing bumpkins”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Techno-Bumpkin

A person that is technologically illiterate and makes no effort to learn more beyond their small sphere of understanding. Someone that will call on someone more knowledgeable than themselves to "just fix it"

Karen is a total Techno-Bumpkin, I'd be surprised if she even knew how to uninstall an app, she keeps calling me to fix it but can't explain what's wrong.

by Bulk like hulk November 7, 2025