Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Cuban blowjob

A ritual - most commonly associated with bachelor parties - where a group of men take turns blowing cigar smoke on a friend so as to remove the scent of stripper perfume before he returns home to his fiancé, wife, husband, or significant other.

At the conclusion of his bachelor party, the boys gave Bryan the old Cuban blowjob to throw off the bride-to-be's discerning nose.

by qwithoutyou February 8, 2015

Blowjob

Phrase for a promotion from your job.

Sir, can I get a blowjob?

by Wraith ShadowSun November 17, 2020

blowjob queen

being extremely good at giving head

Damn! Amanda is one blowjob queen

by George the man whore August 27, 2005

Canadian Blowjob

the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.

Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick

by aznblaze August 13, 2012

blowjob

what the hell?!?!? What kind of pervert are you to look up blowjob?!?! go get a life. Seriously.

go geta life and stop looking up blowjob in the internet pervs.

by killerzofall April 6, 2010

Blowjob City

A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.

I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.

by DrFellatio January 19, 2008