lash banter

the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.

Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"

by shanterlope January 9, 2012

banker's hours

Working or being open for the shortest and most inconvenient amount of time (~10am-4pm). Also includes a long lunch break and every possible holiday off.

"Greg's leaving work right after lunch for a doctor's appointment." "Oh, so he's working banker's hours today."

by tvJeremy February 19, 2007

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

fang banger

Term popularized by the HBO hit show True Blood. Refers to a male or female who enjoys being bitten by and/or having sex with vampires.

Sookie's just a fang banger now that she's with Bill

by Melissa Northman August 5, 2009

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

yang bangers

(1) A Yuengling beer

(2) Crunk Juice

Kurt: Yo Dawg we need to get crunked
AJ: I brought the yang bangers playboy!

by Jake Sauer November 10, 2008

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008