Assholirific

adj. (ass-hol-i-RIFF-ic): Term used to describe an act or intent, often by politicians, that sounds good by itself but with very little thought can be revealed as yet another pandering attempt at being popular without any understanding of economics whatsoever or the horrific downstream effect it will have on those same people that were really sure it was a gosh-darn good idea.

Doug: "Hey, Charlie, the next president-elect says he's going to give everybody $1,000 to offset the high cost of oil."
Charlie: "Brilliant! Add the cost of administering this and it will cost us each an extra $2,300!! Doesn't anybody remember that all the money the government receives comes, directly or indirectly, from us?!"
Doug: "Wow, what an assholirific idea!"

by TheDuck21 September 28, 2008

assholeyshitnigger

the worst dis in the world. If you get called this YOU SUCK.

you are an assholeySHITnigger

by Dan Bolsom February 29, 2008

Assholic

Assholic, n. Someone, preferably of the female gender, who has it wished upon them by multiple beings to be violently pillaged and ravaged by a shark, usually a great white, who then devours the flesh of said entity in a rather barbaric and savoring manner.

Guy: Look of that bag 'o ho over there! *points

Girl: Oh my gosh, she's assholic!

Guy: I agree, now let's go dump her in a shark tank and help out society!

by AJndEC January 14, 2011

Assholic

To be asshole-like; Properties of someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.

That last test was assholic

by Krazy Smith May 4, 2008

assholery

Acting in a foolish manner that is more than a little crass. A grown up version of tom-foolery.

I am tired of those guys and their constant assholery

by kenbo raelian January 20, 2004

assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

Assholery

Ignoring context, misremembering conversations, and repeatedly calling professional colleagues idiots.

Janet is up to her classic assholery again

by RedsFan1990 June 1, 2021