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Zonkie

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.
Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!
by IR Baboon September 16, 2010
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zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005
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zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
by syags October 28, 2007
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zwinkazzling

To confuse friends with new street jargon in an attempt to make their own arse look hip!
Jonathan was zwinkazzling Maz all over the place!
by Street lyricist South Hams October 30, 2013
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Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.
Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.
by DaddyPools November 7, 2017
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zwoke

Zwoke is a variation of "woke."

a) Zwoke is an elevated of state of "woke." When you are zwoke af, you become fully aware that your plasticine view of the nature of reality is much different than the actual state of things.

b) When you are trying to stay "woke," but you have one to many espresso shots at your local coffee shop and you are behooved to fervently preach to the locals about the virtues of human rights, social justice, and sustainability.
Dahlia, after meditation class , a microdoseof acid, and 4 shots of wheatgrass juice, opened dialogue with the local flora and fauna because she was feeling zwoke as fuck.
by stealcian November 25, 2017
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Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up
Damn im zonked
by Coffleekid October 19, 2018
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