Zwoke is a variation of "woke."
a) Zwoke is an elevated of state of "woke." When you are zwoke af, you become fully aware that your plasticine view of the nature of reality is much different than the actual state of things.
b) When you are trying to stay "woke," but you have one to many espresso shots at your local coffee shop and you are behooved to fervently preach to the locals about the virtues of human rights, social justice, and sustainability.
a) Zwoke is an elevated of state of "woke." When you are zwoke af, you become fully aware that your plasticine view of the nature of reality is much different than the actual state of things.
b) When you are trying to stay "woke," but you have one to many espresso shots at your local coffee shop and you are behooved to fervently preach to the locals about the virtues of human rights, social justice, and sustainability.
Dahlia, after meditation class , a microdoseof acid, and 4 shots of wheatgrass juice, opened dialogue with the local flora and fauna because she was feeling zwoke as fuck.
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Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
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