zwoke 

Zwoke is a variation of "woke."

a) Zwoke is an elevated of state of "woke." When you are zwoke af, you become fully aware that your plasticine view of the nature of reality is much different than the actual state of things.

b) When you are trying to stay "woke," but you have one to many espresso shots at your local coffee shop and you are behooved to fervently preach to the locals about the virtues of human rights, social justice, and sustainability.

Dahlia, after meditation class , a microdoseof acid, and 4 shots of wheatgrass juice, opened dialogue with the local flora and fauna because she was feeling zwoke as fuck.

zwoke by stealcian November 25, 2017

zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

zookeepers delight by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

Zokeina 

A beautiful, intelligent, funny and dorky girl with a mean side. Despite occasionally losing her temper and having a bit of attitude, she can be very sweet and caring when she needs to be. She's absolutely stunning and by just hearing her voice you're day will immediatly get better. Although this name may not be very common, only the best are gifted with it.

Victoria: Was that Zokeina?
Josh: Yeah, she's very beautiful

Zokeina by Jessica.Angel March 30, 2016

Zooked 

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Cincinnati Zookeeper 

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

Cincinnati Zookeeper by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

Zookeeper's Caress 

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

Zookeeper's Caress by a zookeeper September 28, 2010