1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether April 25, 2016

idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

wipped

A guy who gets bitched around by his girl.

Dam, Greg is so wipped, he has to call his girl evey night.

by DR. Dizzy Aka deeMo July 15, 2003

wipperling

Someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. Contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. Often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.

Little boy: Mom, my dad quit his job again.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!

Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.

by Will Barton February 5, 2010

8 wiper

a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.

"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"

by Lance Pickard August 28, 2005

Wiper

A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.

Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.

by KiLlEdByArAyGuN August 11, 2012

The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009