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Dirty Wilkins

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.
I Dirty Wilkinsed Cindy last night and she now loves me more than ever.
by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004
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Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru

To break into a Hyundai and have a onenight stand there, and before you're done, leave the car, find a Subaru, break into it, and finish having sex in it. During this, you must only call the girl or guy by the name of Wilkins. Singing the Family Guy song during the process is also acceptable.
Hey dude man bro, how was your weekend?
It was epic, I did a 'Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru' on saturday!
by skoleost November 23, 2011
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Wilkerson

1. The meanest, most cruel way to respond to good news.

2. The act of making people hate you through mean comments and being cooler than them.
Kid #1: Hey, look at this cake that I just spent the whole day baking!

(Kid swats the cake out of his hands and it falls to the floor)

Kid #2: WILKERSON!!!!

Kid #1: I like this girl but im not sure if I want a relationship right now.

Kid #2: Just pull a wilkerson, hookup with her, then make her think youre a physco. <-(Purposely spelled wrong)
by BernieKolesar July 7, 2010
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wilkinshaw

A balding faggot math teacher from Te Awamutu, New Zealand
Oh man thats teacher is such a "wilkinshaw"
by ritchi April 2, 2005
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Wilkins

Male reproductive organ that includes the shaft, tip, and base of the penis.
When two people get together a fluid comes out of the mans wilkins and it goes into the womans pussie.
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wikinonymous

adjective describing an anonymous, yet credible, source of information which can be edited by anyone;

its credibility is based on the fact that there is always someone nerdier than you, who, out of boredom and nerdiness, has previously (and angrily) corrected any errors.
-Jimmy, how can we check if that is accurate, the author is anonymous?
-No, no, no, you ignorant whore, it's wikinonymous, someone already has!

"Life, like Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary, is what you make it."
-Wikinonymous
by catch2wenty2 September 29, 2007
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Wilkenson

A nonchalant and kind black guy that acts white from the south. He gets all the girls and is really good at sports and sex. He has a real good physique and looks like a model.
Your a wilkenson at life
by Big dic randy October 30, 2023
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