Tasmanians

Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.

Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist

by Banjo-Sam June 16, 2006

Tasman

Someone who has an extensive repertoire of knowledge in fields that nobody has heard of.

Tasman: "Did you know that Sesquipedalophobia is the fear of long words?"

by Charles IIIII April 14, 2013

Tasmanian Music Scenesters

The teenagers between the ages of 13 and 18 who live in town and never miss a local gig, and thrive on the metal scene. They often have a dress code that consists of band T-shirts that they may never of heard of (eg. the ramones), often matching flannies, messed up 'grunge' hair, skinny or ripped jeans, and of course converse. They're attitudes are very poser, and often with the motto 'if you don't look like us you ain't hardcore'. They love sitting in franklin square, smoking and giving dirty looks. As I said before, they love local gigs whether they know the bands or not, because we are so musically starved in Tasmania. They're are also emos that hang around and group together, but they usually only attend when bands like 'circle of blood' are playing.

Tasmanian Music Scenesters are a vast majority of the teenagers who have made town thier home.

Flannie girl: Omg, like I got sooooo smashed on the weekend in frankie, it was AWESOME, I was like spewing everywhere!!
Flannie mate: Like, cool. Did you see the lead singer of that band?? Omg, he was soooo hot!! I like stole his shoes and he though it was sooooo funny! Hey do you like my hair today?
Flannie girl: Yeah, it's soo totally grunge!!

by GubGub November 1, 2007

TASMgasm

That feeling you get when new news, photos, or clips for The Amazing Spider-Man comes online. It's that stroke of excitement that rushes through your body when something new about The Amazing Spider-Man is released. TASM is, of course, the acronym for The Amazing Spider-Man.

* Fan searches the internet*

FAN: Oh God...the new trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man is released....I'm having a TASMgasm....I....can...not....wait....until....July...3rd.....*explodes*

by Urban Spider February 2, 2012

Tasmania

An Australian state that before the Beaconsfield mine collapse, was considered a place for incest-hippies.
Now, it is recognised for being fabulously bogan.
It's pretty.
Mount Wellington is nice.
Mainland snobs need to realise that Tasmania is better than wherever they live.
After all, we have Todd and Brant. ;|

"I'm going to Tasmania, then I can get trapped down a mine with some bogans"

by anaesthetise June 14, 2006

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

Twampskie

Traditonally "Sir Twampskie"... refers to a dealer who won't sell you larger than a twamp sack. So if you want anything close to an eighth you have to buy three twamps, for $60.
He/She always has bud to sell no matter what quality and they will gladly drive to your house to sell it to you.

See chincie...

Person 1:Whats up twampskie are you ganna sell me an eighth this time??

Person 2.(Twampskie): Sorry all I have are twamps, I can give you three for 60.
Its good shit though.

Person 3. Nahhh...

by INS77 October 1, 2006