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Sesquipedalophobia 

Fear of long words.
Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!
Sesquipedalophobia by Michael April 17, 2004
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Sesquipedalophobia 

Patient: Give me the diagnosis...
Doctor: There are two ways of saying this, but your not gonna like either of them!
Patient: I'm ready...
Doctor: you have Sesquipedalophobia...
Patient: DAMN!!!! Thats crazy! Get away from me!!! Say the other one, QUICK!
Doctor: you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.....
Patient: *dies*
Sesquipedalophobia by Zenic November 10, 2010

Sesquipedalophobia 

the fear of the twitter user Sesquips
I don't go on twitter often because Sesquips is often on my timeline and I have Sesquipedalophobia

Sesquipedalophobia 

Sesquipedalophobia Is the fear of long words. Yes, how ironic.
“My frienddude! I have Sesquipedalophobia “my friend again” *starts screaming*

sesquipedalophilia

To get sexually aroused by the usage of long and/or difficult words. The antithesis of sesquipedalophobia
-Dude, I got a boner from talking to my college teacher. She kept using all these long words.

-Yeah man, it's called sesquipedalophilia.
sesquipedalophilia by HelterSkelter September 19, 2008

sesquippedaliophobia 

Fear of long words
Person 1: I have sesquippedaliophobia
Person 2: No, you don't, you liar!
sesquippedaliophobia by Person97 January 20, 2014

Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK 

PPWEDFRS
Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK is long ok ik