Tasmanians 

Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.

Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist

Tasmanians by Banjo-Sam June 16, 2006

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Tasmanian Hotpocket by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

tasmanian snorkel 

the man sits on the girl with his ass on her face. The mans asshole acts as the airhole with the balls over the eyes as goggles. The penis extends above her head so it looks like a snorkel.

We couldn't afford to go snorkeling in the caribbean, so i surprised her with a tasmanian snorkel at home.

tasmanian snorkel by Family Style February 14, 2008

Tasmania Australia 

Tasmania Australia - an island state of Australia. It is located 240 kilometres (150 miles) to the south of the Australian mainland, separated from it by the Bass Strait, with the archipelago ( chain of islands) containing the southernmost point of the country. The state encompasses the main island of Tasmania, the 26th-largest island in the world, & the surrounding 1000 islands.The state capital & largest city is Hobart.

Hobart , Tasmania is the least-populated Australian state capital city, & 2nd-smallest if territories are taken into account, before Darwin , Northern Territory.

The city, initially known as Hobart Town or Hobarton, was named after Lord Hobart, the British Secretary of State for war & the colonies.

Tasmania was named after Abel Janszoon Tasman a Dutch seafarer & explorer, best known for his voyages of 1642 & 1644 .

Popular foods here are

Wild abalone & lobster. Tasmania is well known for its abundant marine life & great fishing, it is also one of the world's premier suppliers of wild abalone & lobster...

Leatherwood honey

Black truffles

Premium fresh fruit & vegetables.

Farmed salmon.

Tasmania deals out more than just world-class whiskys: the region is also famous for its gin and vodkas, and other spirits

Sports

Tasmania JackJumpers a Basketball team

Tasmania Tigers a cricket team

South Hobart Football Club a Australian soccer club

Hobart Hurricanes a T20 cricket Big Bash League.

North-West Tasmania Thunder a Australian basketball team

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Tasmania Australia :

Tasmania's main island was inhabited by Aboriginal peoples for up to 40,000 years before British colonization. The island was permanently settled by Europeans in 1803 as a penal settlement of the British Empire.

The Black War was a period of violent conflict between British colonists & Aboriginal Tasmanians in Tasmania from the mid-1820s to 1832. The conflict, fought largely as a guerrilla war by both sides, claimed the lives of 600 to 900 Aboriginal people & more than 200 British colonists.

The Port Arthur massacre was a mass shooting that occurred on 28 April 1996 at Port Arthur, a tourist town in the Australian state of Tasmania. The perpetrator, Martin Bryant, killed 35 people & wounded 23 others, the worst massacre in modern Australian history. The attack led to fundamental changes in Australia's gun laws.

(Prior to this / before this happened )
After quitting a national gun summit in 1987, 8 years before the massacre & following 2 mass shootings in Melbourne earlier in 1995, Premier of New South Wales Barrie Unsworth said: "it will take a massacre in Tasmania before we get gun reform in Australia", referencing Tasmania's resistance to gun law changes. A redesign of the laws for all states & territories of Australia had been prepared by officers & presented at a meeting of police ministers in Launceston in 1995. It had been rejected by Tasmania.

Tasmania Australia by Blu_leef May 20, 2023

map of tasmania

1. A pictorial representation of the the island state south of the Australian mainland.
2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).

Ted: Yeah, Doreen said I she get a taste of things south, so I thought I'd venture down Hobart way. Or should I go to Devonport?

Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.

map of tasmania by Qpid Stunt January 12, 2005

Tasmanian Bogan 

If any of you guys have visited tasmania you will see a new type of bogan. let me tell you

Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.

clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.

sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."

some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell

Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"

hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.

If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.

"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"

"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)

Tasmanian Bogan by Bogan Hater June 27, 2007

Tazmanian Oral 

The act of motor boating someone's vagina.

"When Dan gave Liz some Tazmanian Oral, she had no idea he was just screwing around down there, and had the time of her life."

or

"BLAGHAGLKASJGKAJOIUERAL"

Tazmanian Oral by DanK_ February 14, 2009