Turdgeon

When someone is overbearingly cringy and annoying.

Yo, stop being a turdgeon you annoying fuck.

by PadsterDadster May 26, 2022

Turbografx

piece of shit bastard who thinks hes cool but he's actually smelly

Fuck Turbografx

by Road678 April 24, 2023

Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

by anonymous November 26, 2023

turdgilder

An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.

When the President offered his build back better plan he exposed himself as a classic turdgilder.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Turdophile

When you cut cheese out of your bum bum & it clears the room

My friend Ryan is a professional turdophile, he cuts the worst smelly cheese out of his ass

by Doobers436 February 6, 2025

Turdopeulosis

The effect of having a lack of dope. Without dope. Feeling ill from lack of dope
Tur dope you low sis adj.

With the dealer getting popped, I have a serious case of turdopeulosis.

by Highboy69 March 1, 2025

Turdgasm

The combined act of achieving the release of faeces and ejaculation, simultaneously, to create intense prostate and penile climactic stimulation.

Bro, the other day I turdgasm’d so hard I passed out!

by Barbershop44 March 21, 2026