Turdog

A Turd Hot Dog

Shut the fuck up bitch and stop crying about whats for dinner before I feed you a turdog.

by Sevi0n August 24, 2010

Turdog

Russian Vodka, Tennessee Whiskey, brown sugar, coffee creamer, splash of maple syrup, bit of honey, Greek yogurt, dash of hot sauce, put it in the oven, bake at 350, for 20 minutes, drink it proper. Garnish with an orange.

That’s a Turdog

by NutsToButts July 1, 2021

Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

by turdmeister May 31, 2010

turdocracy

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.

Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005

Turdo

When used with the pronoun Justin, signifies our current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Who the hell implemented that policy Ted?! It was the man in Ottawa, you know, that Turdo!

by RealPolitico December 19, 2017

turbogay

Much like homogay, but even gayer.

See the annoying blonde guy named Carson from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Yeah Kyan is gay and Ted is homogay, but Carson is TURBOGAY.

by giznot January 29, 2004

Turdgatory

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012