turdgoblin Share definition Flag A short fat chick that is as wide as she is tall. That turdgoblin Jenny weighs 300lbs. but still can't go on the adult rides at the fair because shes not tall enough. turdgoblin by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the turdgoblin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch