by russianpolander January 15, 2024
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
Five year old Billy pointing at the massive member of the policeman's horse hanging at eye level says " Look mama, his hangy down thing! "
by russianpolander October 31, 2019
A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.
Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024