russianpolander's definitions

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

hangy down thing

Alternate wording for a penis, especially a horse penis.

Five year old Billy pointing at the massive member of the policeman's horse hanging at eye level says " Look mama, his hangy down thing! "

by russianpolander October 31, 2019

turdgilder

An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.

When the President offered his build back better plan he exposed himself as a classic turdgilder.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024