Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

Toxting

Txting while intoxicated.

He started toxting his old girlfriends after his third beer.

by Jimmy Jenga December 24, 2009

toxting

Texting while intoxicated.

Person #1: Hey, bro, can you read this text? It doesn't make sense.

Person #2: Nah, dude, your girlfriend must be drunk, that is fo sho toxting.

by coolestbitchonearthgoddamnit November 25, 2011

Toiting

Getting sexual pleasure from (or masturbating while) watching or viewing mainstream media that is not explicitly pornographic, such as reality television, fashion websites or catalogs.

“Pornography is so ubiquitous that teens are turning to toiting. Maybe it is true that it’s more tantalizing to conceal than reveal.”

by Meethos18 March 13, 2018