Dictionary

Complete shit you wipe your arse with.

Hey pass me the dictionary i just shat out a log

by donaldtrumpisadick May 15, 2020

Dictionary

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

dictionary

Somewhere you can resource words you dont understand or may be used in rude context.

1 Hey man do you like my dictionary. you can find words in it.

by The Markanator2009 September 30, 2009

Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded

Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"

by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018

dictionary

an excuse to get out of classwork in an educating way and also be a dumb dirty 12 year old

Tim: Hey teacher! can I please read the dictionary to study the word on page eleven?

:Teacher I have one in the back go crazy, Timmy
:I'm gonna find the word butt HAHAHAHAHA

by Kaleb Moayed January 26, 2021

dictionary

As a verb, to press something under a large dictionary so that it lies flat.

I cant get the creases out if this paper, so I'll try to (dictionary) it

by 435643 February 25, 2015