mens tears

Ejaculation from the mens penis

She really likes mens tears

by Dimitrios aylward March 20, 2017

cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Boston Cream Tease

When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.

That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.

by DaCrun October 13, 2010

Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011

male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 19, 2014

banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.

"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."

by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008

Winter Tears

When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"

Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.

"What's the matter?"
"Don't worry, it's just winter tears"

by MagickDio September 22, 2011