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Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013
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Barr Bed Shitter

When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.
I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .
by Service Plunger December 18, 2010
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hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
by goq2 September 16, 2007
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spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter
Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter
by Darren Dent December 25, 2007
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trip sitter

Someone who stays sober while another does some form of hallucinogen, in order to keep them from doing anything crazy, IE jump out a window or attempt suicide.
I was a trip sitter for Jeff when he did 5 hits of cid so he wouldn't go crazy.
by SammyO November 11, 2005
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Switzerland

A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
by ryda December 17, 2004
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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
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