squid game

a somehow trending netflix show, thats all

Person 1: Have you watched Squid Game?
Person 2: Ya its cool and all idk I might watch all episodes 😀

by Yuzeri September 27, 2021

Squidish

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.

Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?

by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011

Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squidipity

The event of a miraculous squid attack; moreover, a squid latching its self to one's face while said person is nowhere near a body of water containing squid.

Johnny got jacked going North on 95 by some tentacles- fucking squidipity man!

by Ranger Brad September 15, 2005

squidhead

People that spend too much time in online worlds and virtual reality. Originates with the technology shown in the 1995 movie "Strange Days".

Uber drivers don't like it when squidheads be wire-trippin' on clips in the back of their limo.

by nobodyhuhuh March 23, 2013

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014