Rhetorical Statement

Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation.

Bob: My girlfriend just dumped me for a man-whore
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!

by iIsChIlLiN May 30, 2009

statementation

a word describing a statement or one who constantly makes them

Person One: Fish are friends, not food.
Person Two: STOP IT WITH YOUR STATEMENTATION!

by meechtastic April 10, 2009

if statement

An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.

DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>

if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if

function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}

function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}

Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then

do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else

do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if

by honneamise December 4, 2018

Rhetorical Statement

Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation, but is usually just sarcastic.

Example of a Rhetorical Statement:

Simon: Yeah,define it for me.
Irene: You're kind of a sarcastic little shit, aren't you?

by Irene 1725 September 20, 2018

Gash flow statement

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)

Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...

by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

sacremento skeeball

The act of filling a condom with semen and leaving it in a public restroom

I found a sacremento skeeball in the McDonalds shitter

by Bunnybird the 3rd May 6, 2016

Leading Statement

A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.

That Youtuber has a very clickbait-y, leading statement as his title.

by Nutmeg??? November 9, 2018