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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.
that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.
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office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
by Lolita67 November 4, 2011
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Cherry Slurpie

One big step beyond a deep throat blowjob.

When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.
Angel gives such a great BJ... she can even perform a Cherry Slurpie!
by Angel's Prince December 4, 2013
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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.
"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"
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Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!
by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010
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